Potty's Amusing Musings

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If this reaches 1 note, I will draw a frog.

If this reaches 10 notes, I will draw a bigger frog.

You can figure out the math from there

Some frogs for your efforts

Bigger

Gonna have to reach 1,000 for the next frog friendo

We’re not gonna reach 10,000 at this rate

219 until next frog

:3

more. frogs. now

122 until next frog

The mighty building frog could scream out at any second, ending the lives of millions.

Reach 10k for next frog

If we reach 100 million notes (which we won’t), I’ll reveal who I’m the alt account of.

Shame, we won’t even reach 10k it seems.

Next frog shall remain a mystery.

NOOOOO I AWAIT FROGAGEDDON

Unless this post gets crazy popular again, whether by another blaze or getting noticed by the Tumblr gods, your Frogageddon shalt not pass and my hands shall remain away from the art table

Big frog lurks in the oceans

Reach 100k for next frog.

froody:

Parents don’t get to decide if they were “really good” parents. I know that’s harsh and there’s a lot of mommy positivity circles online that just give each other a positive feedback loop but you don’t decide if you were a “really great parent” to your child. Your children tell you if you were a good parent or not. I see this a lot of no contact parent circles where the person who is no contact with their children is like “well I was a GREAT parent so it isn’t my fault and I didn’t do anything wrong”. Normal parents wonder if they’re doing a good job, ask themselves how they can improve, are open to feedback from children and other parents. If you are 100% sure you were a faultless fantastic selfless awesome fantastic parent totally beyond reproach and your shitty ungrateful willful delinquent children just don’t appreciate you enough, you are a terrible parent.

girls4losers:

i gotta remember this

lily-chen-supremacy:

fictional men who have the “it’s okay to murder people but it’s never okay to disrespect women” energy>>>>>>>>

thedreamthieves:

pregnancy during apocalypse trope is CRAZYYY to me like why are you letting him come inside you girl???? now is NOT the time.

the-lumpfish-king:

homoqueerjewhobbit:

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rercho:

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beetledrink:

literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona

this is rocking my world view i feel like i have to call my family

….where did people think ‘london bridge is falling down’ came from?

i don’t necessarily conflate “falling down” with “being dismantled brick by brick and shipped to arizona to be rebuilt” but i guess its not my area of expertise

OK the Wikipedia article is a fun read if you’re into such things but my favorite fact is that they rebuilt the bridge over dry land and then dug a canal underneath.

Doing British Museum shit to the British

hexjulia:

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it’s more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

darkcomedies:

darkcomedies:

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

snakesmanchester:

status-quo-hater:

I think the whole “no kink gear in public” debate is stupid. Leather and chains look fucking cool and I want to wear them in public because I am emo

you want to wear chains and leather in public because you’re emo, i want to because im an obedient puppygirl. we’re exactly the same actually we should both be allowed to do that it’s fine and good

blessthosewhocurseyou:

“after they come for the Jews they’ll come for- ”

Yeah. Quite likely. But also even if people are only coming for the Jews I think that’s still very bad. Like I think we can condemn violent and organized attacks on Jews without needing the motivation of being afraid we’ll be next.

guerrillatech:

freakoutgirl:

Use “said” for dialogue unless you are writing a man talking, in which case use “whimpered”

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